Sunday, January 29, 2012

PDA at church makes me want to die


What


What


What


are you doing?!

If you're like us, you spend every church meeting distracted by the obnoxious couples doing obnoxious couply things. Church PDA is NOT okay. Dear boys: stop playing with your girlfriend's hair. It's weird. Dear girls: stop scratching his back. It makes me feel uncomfortable. I mean REALLY. You REALLY can't keep your hands off of each other for ONE hour of the day?! Please, use some self-restraint. Wait until after church for that afternoon delight cause we don't wanna see it. Thank you.

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